• Me:   *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
    • Random Old Lady:   *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
    • ROL:   Isn't he a little old for you?
    • Me:   Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
    • Dad:   *chokes into his drink*
    • ROL:   You should respect your elders.
    • Me:   You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
    • Dad:   *chokes on his drink again*
    • ROL:   *storms off*
    • Dad:   *looks at me with a disapproving look*
    • Me:   What?
    • Dad:   Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
  1. defilak:

    mariahluvsroc:

    antfucker98:

    2farts2furious:

    is this real?!

    yes

    That’s photoshopped! 

    prove it

    (via sarlione)

  2. hate:

    stop:

    hate

    whoa what did i do

    (via departured)

  3. myskin-is-mycanvas:

    artisticalove:

    approvinqly:

    I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

    This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.

    please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??

    (via departured)

  4. japaneesee:

    rewatchingpokemon:

    a day in the life of misty

    okay but this literally the entire first series in one gif

    (via tumblr-er)

  5. lancrebitch:

    raksolnikov:

    parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

    Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering

    (Source: scullysass, via priestiel-and-bucky-in-asgard)

  6. reasons why periods suck

    homoish:

    • u get horny over fucking everything
    • blood
    • you fucking ruin your panties
    • fuck
    • what the hell
    • people just fucking stop
    • this list is fucking awful

    (via departured)

  7. blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

    nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

    FLOOR IT?

    NICK NO

    HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

    NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

    I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

    NICK P L E A S E

    (via my-name-is-long)

  8. unfollovving:

    asking-laughingjack:

    wolfysblog:

    asking-laughingjack:

    scoutregimentkarkat:

    davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

    unfollovving:

    get-in-the-animus:

    unfollovving:

    IS THIS TRUE????

    As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

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    ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

    IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

    damn u gonna die son

    I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…


    SEND HELP

    *sign written in random alleys near my house.*

    I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.

    As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

    OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU

    WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

    (via my-name-is-long)

  9. 221b-stark-tower:

    all-hail-the-daleks:

    expecting-a-patronus:

    gabrielesque:

    wendigo-:

    jonsonocklos:

    deanskraken:

    lillithwithdiamonds:

    deanskraken:

    thedoctormakesyoubetter:

    ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

    HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

    Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 

    image

    I made it more hipster for you

    A little bit more hipster:

    image

    image

    Fa la la ~

    A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles

    image

    just reblogging this again

    oh my god

    you were missing some space-ness

    image

    somebody tweet this to him please

    Some wolves maybe?

    (via my-name-is-long)

    sexuallyambiguousphan:

    The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

    (Source: agayoflife, via foreveralone-lyguy)

  10. hanukkahlewinsky:

    i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

    image

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  11. trigger-happy-buttmunch:

    so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

    he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

    (Source: hecklord, via sarcastic-snowflake)

  12. (Source: talesof4chan, via sarlione)